Proof You Can’t “i” Just Anything: iSnack 2.0 Vegemite

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Processed food mongers Kraft thought they might cop some of Apple’s cool by sticking an “i” in front of a new product.

Meet iSnack 2.0. It’s Vegemite (for the uninitiated, concentrated yeast extract) plus cream cheese. In one handy jar.

(Forgive me Australians: it sounds like it should’ve been directly marketed as an emetic.)

The new Apple-esque name was chosen from 48,000 entries in a contest. The winning entry was coined by 27-year-old Dean Robbins,  who, we’re guessing because he’s also a web designer, is probably also a Mac user.

The "i"s have it: the web designer who came up with the name. @SMH

The "i"s have it: the web designer who came up with the name. @SMH

”It was all a bit tongue-in-cheek, really. The ‘i’ phenomenon and web 2.0 have been recent revolutions and I thought the new Vegemite name could do the same.”

The outrage has been such that Kraft have had to defend what was thought to be a gag (ahem) name for the product:

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“The name Vegemite iSnack2.0 was chosen based on its personal call to action, relevance to snacking and clear identification of a new and different Vegemite to the original, ” Simon Talbot from Kraft Foods told the Syndey Morning Herald. “We believe these three components completely encapsulate the new brand.”

This won’t be the first or the last food to be branded iSnack, though this one looks slated to be pulled (if the tweets marked #vegefail are anything to go by) so it might be worth buying for your iCollection.

Should Apple be offended?

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  • J Rauer

    I think I just threw up in my mouth.

  • Charlotte Maher

    haha great that you mention this. everyone is bitching about the name and i definitely agree.
    first they ruin vegemitewith cream cheese. ew.
    and they they give it a stupid name.

  • charlotte

    haha great that you mention this. everyone is bitching about the name and i definitely agree.
    first they ruin vegemite with cream cheese. ew.
    and they they give it a stupid name.

  • imajoebob

    Wow, that’s a bad choice. It’s going to be dated in no time. It loses all caché if Apple ever moves on from the iName paradigm. And what happens when they come out with “new and improved?” Does that make it iSnack 2.1?

    It’s tempting to suggest they just use “Vegemite 2.0,” since it allows for universal product extension (Vegemite 3.0, 4.0, 5.0…) without ever worrying about a new name, and easy marketing (which number are you?). But missing numbers would act as a VERY painful reminder of failures.

    Worst of all, a name like this seems too clever by half. What are they compensating for?

  • Poppa

    I think Apple should own the rights to use i before their names,without it we would just have mac,pod, tunes and balls…

  • rose

    there’s a great article on the new vegemite over at the naming & branding blog ‘on the button.’ have a look: http://onthebutton.wordpress.com/2009/09/29/vegemite-isnack2-0/

  • Boruce Lee

    For everyone who doesn’t know, Aussies regard Vegemite as a national icon. If you land in Australia and say “Vegemite is awful” someone will hit you.

  • Loum Ipsum

    I snack, too…get it?

  • Loum Ipsum

    Someone hit Boruce Lee for me, please

  • vegemate

    iHate it. I think this video just about sums it up:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlyX3PL82xM

  • Charlotte

    hahaha Kraft is changing the name after all this! :P

    see :

    http://www.thepunch.com.au/articles/vegemitegate-was-it-all-one-massive-con-job/

  • Charlotte

    plus the caption is gold.

  • http://www.samanjj.com saman Jebeli-Javan

    Vegemite is great. It is delicious and actually healthy for you. with a bit of slice cheese on toast it’s a great breakfast. the new name is way too techie to work so I am surprised it was picked. Also, HP came up with iPaq before Apple came up with iPod and of course the iPhone was a registered name that CISCO owned before Apple sorted it out with them.