Monkey Boots. Because F*** Monkeys. [Review]


Monkey Boots

Monkeys are cute.

Monkey Boots by Cocky Culture
Category: iOS Games
Works With: iPhone, iPad
Price: Free

They’re fuzzy, they make little noises, and they act like tiny people if you train them well enough. And they’re mostly cool to hang out with once you factor out bad seeds like that one in Raiders of the Lost Ark that was a Nazi. And the ones who attack humans. And those other ones who attack other monkeys and steal their food for no reason.

Actually, you know what? Monkeys are awful. Here’s Monkey Boots, a fun game about getting one killed repeatedly.