Caption Contest: Win Some Woofs



Caption contest!

And this time: LOLspeak is allowed! Go crazy!

The winner – as judged by me at midnight GMT tomorrow (November 27th, which is also my birthday, yay) – will be sent a unique, once-in-a-lifetime PDF containing the word “Woof” in 27 different fonts.

Never say that Cult of Mac doesn’t offer you the most amazing prizes.

(Photo used under Creative Commons license, thanks to Arroz con Nori on Flickr).

81 responses to “Caption Contest: Win Some Woofs”

  1. Sutter says:

    “What are you looking at me funny for? I’m just checking my email!”

  2. Juan Nunez-Iglesias says:

    “VoiceOver won’t recognize my accent.”

  3. Kevin says:

    What no Paw Support!

  4. Kevin Mead says:

    Please unblock the doggy porn!

  5. Jeff says:

    “Hey – all I can find on this thing is kitty porn. WTF?”

    “I Can Has Cheezburger? Cats are stupid.”

    “Snoop Dogg doesn’t look anything at all like I thought.”

  6. adashi says:

    Dawg… Macs ain’t that easy to use…

  7. philippe says:

    Found the mouse, but no cat ,’:o{

  8. adashi says:

    “Can I chew on on the duckie? Pleeeeeeaaassseeeee?”

  9. Roberto says:

    What!? Can’t a dog have a computer nowadays?

    Don’t judge me, you watch at porn too, the only difference is that you are a reasonable man, and I’m not…

  10. adashi says:

    “Umm… I’m about to enter my password now… give a dog some space.”

  11. David says:

    You can have my Mac when you pry it from my cold, dead paws.

  12. Kevin says:

    Go make me some pancakes!!!!

  13. Charlie Ryan says:

    “I wonder if wikipedia knows what this dogging thing is”

    “I’m surfing the internet…….Doggy Style”

    “The new iDog by apple, bringing yesterdays pet, into tomorrows world”

    “Since newspapers are now becoming a thing of the past, this dog uses Safari to bring you the latest news via RSS feeds”

    “…..Why can’t I eat this Spam”

  14. William says:

    “I’m a PC”

  15. Sarah says:

    iSpaniel program install complete. Please scratch ears to reboot.

  16. Alan Christensen says:

    Obviously, this wasn’t set up for a south paw.

  17. Alan Christensen says:

    Obviously, this wasn’t set up for a south paw.

  18. Matthew says:

    That is pretty cute, but my cat’s guilty look wins, so as long as CoM is turning into a pet-caption website:

  19. juan Cespedes Jr says:

    Only if I had aposeable thumbs

  20. Gareth says:

    Steve Job’s ongoing quest to get everyone AND their dog using a mac.

  21. Paul T says:

    I know I told you it was either me or them, but really…. can I stay?

  22. Dann says:

    Just because the Internet LETS me order my own food doesn’t mean I WANT to.

  23. Dougg says:

    Beneful’s latest ad campaign highlighting the neurological benefits of its latest dog food was bordered on unrealistic.

  24. DCJ001 says:

    Macs are so easy to use, even humans can use them!

  25. IX says:

    Wat, no blu rayz?

  26. Dave says:

    “This is why I don’t feel bad posting beastiality”

  27. Craig Ross says:

    Previously unseen photo of “Lucy Girl” during early development of Web 5.0 cross species universal access experimentation at the Stanford University, circa 2008.

  28. Jib says:

    Exclusive, New Gnarls BARKley album recorded on GarageBand shocker.

  29. Dimitri says:

    Buying pet toys on internet is easy. All I need to do is learn how to type.

  30. Filou says:

    For the frenchies:

    j’ai pas trouvé l’OS terrible…

  31. David says:

    On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog…

  32. Arroz says:

    “I promise, I don’t bit the apple.. “

    PD: thanks for the recognition

  33. AudVis says:

    “I’m in ur bedroom, looking at ur pr0ns….w00f!”

  34. AudVis says:

    Can I add another one?

    “I can haz a turn on the iMacz?”

  35. Eoin says:

    arf arf arf woof woof woof arf arf arf

  36. Van Souza says:

    I forgot … how do you spell Happy Birthday and could you bring the keyboard just a little closer? You are the best master ever…

  37. FC Grabo says:

    “Good night, dear. I’ll only be a few more minutes.”

  38. Mike says:

    How did you know that I pooped on your PC?

  39. Daniel says:

    It’s a dock for iMac? or a Dog for iMac? ^_^

  40. Daniel says:

    Easy … it’s an Apple Mac OS “watchdog” process