Flowchart Predicts Apple Fan Reactions over iPhone 4 Presser (We’re All Mactards)

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Retrevo created this handy flowchart predicting consumer reactions following Apple’s press conference.

Of the four types of people — two are Apple fans in varying degrees, one is a hater and the fourth doesn’t really care about tech — any one who rates themselves a fan (Campin-Tosh) won’t change their opinion one iota, even if Steve Jobs outs himself as recreational bunny torturer who financially backs the Westboro Baptist Church.

The AppleSofties — who like Apple products enough but want to keep options open — will likely “file for divorce” no matter what the Cupertino Company says.

Which apparently means that, uh, if you are a bit more committed to Apple products, you drank the koolaid and will pretty much tolerate anything.

What do you think, are the predictions accurate?

Via Retrevo

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