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The weirdest Apple stories of 2016


Wierdest Stories 2016
It's been a weird year. And Apple's no exception.
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2016 Year in Review Cult of Mac Covering Cupertino is more than just statistics and rumors about upcoming products. There’s plenty of weird Apple news, whether it be a Chinese billionaire buying iPhones for his pet dog or the revelation that, in some alternate universe, Tim Cook could become vice president of the United States.

With that in mind, here are the weirdest Apple news stories of 2016.

Jony Ive’s expensive book and minimalist tree

I love Jony Ive’s designs, particularly those created during his collaboration with Steve Jobs. The colorful, toyetic iMac G3 and iBook will always hold a fond place in my heart, and the austere iPhone 4 and Power Mac G4 Cube are timeless masterpieces of design.

But is it me or was 2016 the year when everyone’s favorite Brit designer started to think a bit, well, different? All arguments about headphone jacks aside, Ive’s $300 coffee table tribute to himself and his eagerly awaited Christmas tree display for a swank British hotel — which turned out to be a plain fir tree with no decoration — certainly deserve a place on this list.

Let’s hope they’re just mechanisms for blowing off designer-steam and not a sign he’s bored with the non-extra curricular work he’s doing!

Enraged customer smashes iPhones in French Apple store

The man smashed around a dozen iPhones before being stopped.
Photo: YouTube

Ever get angry in an Apple store? Probably not like the customer in a French Apple store, who began methodically smashing thousands of dollars’ worth of iPhones, using a steel ball used for the game boules.

No wonder Apple wants customers to use the Apple Support app for solving problems.

Steve Jobs doesn’t get his own road

Is a piece of news that doesn’t happen still a piece of news? If it is, the wacky dispute over plans for a “Rue Steve Jobs” (that’s “Steve Jobs Road” in French) in Paris definitely earns a spot in our countdown. (The idea got scrapped after criticism from far-left protesters. Apparently Steve Jobs should have been a woman. Or something.)

Apple tried to hire Chris Rock

When you think about people Apple tries to bring aboard, you picture machine learning experts, design geniuses and retail gurus — not necessarily popular comedians. Earlier this year, however, Apple apparently made a bid to sign up Chris Rock to produce exclusive video content for Apple Music or, possibly, Apple TV.

However, the talks wound up going nowhere. Rock instead signed a deal with Netflix worth $40 million for two stand-up specials.

This news would admittedly seem a lot less weird if Apple actually showed the kind of interest in producing its own video content that it’s sometimes hinted at.

Tim Cook was an outspoken Hillary supporter.
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Vice President Tim Cook?

Wherever you sit on the political spectrum, it’s fair to say that this has been an unusual year for politics. You know what would have made it even wackier? Seeing Hillary Clinton supporter Tim Cook tapped as Clinton’s running mate.

That could have happened. WikiLeaked emails from Clinton’s campaign chairman John Podesta noted that Cook was on a shortlist of high-profile candidates for the role. (The list also included Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates and former Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders.)

Apple Pay used to buy $1 million Aston Martin DB5

The biggest-ever in-app purchase was made this year. Somebody used Apple Pay to buy a $1 million 1964 Aston Martin DB5, the same model car James Bond drives in Goldfinger.

The car, which was a right-hand drive model in silver birch with red leather interior, got sold at auction by Coys of Kensington in the U.K. Kind of puts our use of Apple Pay on the subway to shame, to be honest.

Suge Knight claims Dr. Dre tried to kill him over Apple money

Beats co-founder and Apple employee Andre Young, aka Dr. Dre, allegedly hired a hitman to kill former Death Row Records mogul Suge Knight, according to a lawsuit filed this year.

As per Knight’s suit, Dr. Dre tried to have him murdered because Knight was owed a $300 million payout after Apple’s $3.4 billion acquisition of Beats Electronics in 2014.

“Given that Dre has had zero interaction with Suge since leaving Death Row Records in 1996, we hope that Suge’s lawyer has lots of malicious prosecution insurance,” one of Dre’s lawyers said in a statement.

iPhone 7 goes to the dogs

Coco appears to be wondering, “Which one shall I open first?”
Photo: Wang Sicong/Weibo

Shortly after the iPhone 7 arrived in China, the son of a Chinese billionaire — with an estimated worth of $30 billion — decided that one way to improve his dog’s life was through ownership of Apple’s latest smartphone.

But why stop at one, when you can pick up eight handsets for your pet? We bet he felt really great about his decision … until he saw a dog with nine iPhones and a MacBook Pro with Touch Bar.

Any other Apple stories that struck you as crazy this year? Let us know your favorites by leaving a comment below.


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