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’50 Shades of Buscemi’ trailer is like a giant fake phallus in your face

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How can you not love this? Photo: Sony Pictures
How can you not love this? Photo: Sony Pictures

What could possibly make the treacly, soft-focus trailer for the upcoming movie Fifty Shades of Grey any better than Steve Buscemi?

Nothing, that’s what. Unfortunately, even the googly-eyed, wacky-toothed character actor can’t save the awful trailer, as we can see here in this fan-made recut of the original Fifty Shades trailer.

Called “50 Shades of Buscemi,” even a shot of Buscemi waggling a big rubber dildo at someone off-camera (below) can’t make me want to see the film.

Boo Ya Pictures cut the trailer for Fifty Shades together with a wide variety of footage from Buscemi’s roles, including his recent hit drama Boardwalk Empire, his murderous turn in Fargo and the Adam Sandler joint, Billy Madison.

It’s worth a watch, even if you want to see the new Fifty Shades flick, as Buscemi can make just about anything better. Unfortunately, in this case, it’s just not enough.

Source: YouTube