Don’t Let Paul Ryan Play With Your iPod Because He Will Do This To You [Video]



The most important thing I learned while watching the Republican National Convention last night, is this: Don’t let Paul Ryan use your iPod, ever! Because he will totally make fun of your music library at the biggest political rally of the year. Even if you’re his running mate for el Presidente.

During his speech last night, Paul Ryan mentioned how he and Governor Mitt Romney are a full generation apart. To expound on their age difference, Ryan took a few digs at Romney’s iPod, while boasting about his own. Check out the video below to hear Ryan’s diss (it starts at the 12:54 mark)

“There are the songs on his iPod, which I’ve heard on the campaign bus, and I’ve heard it on many hotel elevators. He actually urged me to play some of these songs at campaign rallies. I said ‘Look, I hope it’s not a deal breaker Mitt, but my playlist, it starts with AC/DC and it ends with Zepplin.'”

Oh, burn! Lesson learned Mitt. Our sincerest condolences. I can only imagine Ryan’s fury if he ever found out that my playlist starts with Bieber and ends with Swift. I just can’t help it.

  • Buster

    Zepplin and AC/DC are cool and all, but wouldn’t Ryan the youth vote if he talked about how much he wants to motorboat all the guys in Mumford and Sons, and how he goes on nature walks listening to Explosions in the Sky and the Lumineers?

  • SkolVikes88

    @ Buster: No, he’s clearly not a Hipster…

  • nefan65

    Thanks for sharing your playlist Mr. Bean. No one cares…

  • zviivz

    His favorite band is Rage against the Machines … Unfortunately, it’s not mutual.

  • Moss

    Wait, so his playlist ends with L?

  • Chuck Ivy

    No ZZ Top? The GOP just lost Texas…

  • BigLama

    well i guess i wont let him look at my ipod.

  • tide9


    Best CoM post ever!

  • robraden

    Ryan’s dig doesn’t even make sense as a joke about Romney’s age. Mitt Romney was 22 when Zeppelin I came out. That should be HIS era, not Ryan’s. Paul Ryan wasn’t even born when Zeppelin got started. He was ten when John Bonham died. Romney’s taste in music isn’t lame because he’s old. It’s lame because Willard is lame.

  • Tory Chapman

    My playlist starts and ends with Mariah!