10 Things Apple Should Have Done With Its $100 Billion Surplus [Humor] | Cult of Mac

10 Things Apple Should Have Done With Its $100 Billion Surplus [Humor]

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It’s always fun to speculate about what Apple should or could do with its horde of cash, and this video runs through some of the wackier ideas: from building and staffing a lunar base for eight-and-a-half years. to buying a third of the world’s drugs and throwing a continent-wide coke party, to enslaving the Rolling Stones and making them play a concert night after night after night for thirty-four years. It leaves the best for last though: making 4,813 baby clones of Steve Jobs.

(<em>Thanks, Mike S!</em>)

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