Caption contest: Family with Mac Portrait



I stumbled across this photo and it’s been bothering me ever since.

The cover for a Romanian magazine for a special issue dedicated to family portraits, it’s not exactly the Euro-style nudity that bugs me. Maybe it’s the hand positions. Or the soggy-looking diaper. Or something about the fetal position of the cat on naked mom?

Anyway, it needs a caption. Something funny. Better clean. Have at it!

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116 responses to “Caption contest: Family with Mac Portrait”

  1. ablalock says:

    Apple Skins

  2. imajoebob says:

    The darker side of the “Apple Tax”

  3. Jay Floyd says:

    Not sure what the caption should be, but male breast exams have never seemed so fun!

  4. kkalog says:

    HTC sueing Apple for patents, this is our last legit Mac. Savor it while it lasts!

  5. Alex Stewart says:

    Apple Fever: It makes you do crazy things.

  6. James Horton says:

    iSkin: Shedding light on Apple’s newest product

  7. IgetDoughBoi says:

    Without my mac I feel naked

  8. Jeff Bernard says:

    Strangling cats is funny in any language. 

  9. Jarrod Iversen says:

    Remember, “Face Time” uses the camera. “iChat” is text.

  10. Jenna says:

    Look at the way the dad’s toes curl in…

  11. AnthonyFear says:

    Not content with removing floppies then hard disks and now optical drives, Apple will soon require users to remove their own ‘unnecessary’ peripherals for the ultimate mac experience!

  12. AshleeNicole09041 says:

    I just p a i d $21.87 for an i P a d 2-64GB and my boyfriend loves his Panasonîc Lumîx GF 1 Camera that we got for $38.76 there arriving tomorrow by UPS.I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $657 which only cost me $62.81 to buy.
    Here is the website we use to get it all from,

  13. Andrei says:

    Magazine is called: “Just A Magazine” (creative, right?), and the cover is part of the 30 family portraits therein… It’s kinda sad-funny in a post-communist realist kind of way. I never regretted leaving that place, and it’s been 21 years already! Besides, there’s no Apple store in the country…

  14. hurley999jb says:

    From left to right, Mac fanboy, Mac Mini and Mac fangirl.

  15. scjsj says:

    Let me know when you’re finished with your cat scan, I think I feel a lump.

  16. kavok says:

    So THIS is what it feels like to be liberated from Microsoft!  It’s making my toes curl!

  17. stueee123 says:

    apple supporting a different type of flash..

  18. imajoebob says:

    Apple notebooks still battling heat issues.

  19. Robert Pruitt says:

    No more white Macbook!  Euro-trash rejoice!

  20. diesel-benz says:


  21. Stevietdubz says:

    Apple: we’ll leave you so broke, you won’t afford to feed your cat… Oh and you’ll be naked.

  22. Stevietdubz says:

    Apple: we’ll leave you so broke, you won’t afford to feed your cat… Oh and you’ll be naked.

  23. Jonathan McDonald says:

    “It just works…”

  24. John Sarver says:

    look i can use the trackpad with no hands!

  25. Dan Millet says:

    Caption in heavy Russian accent: Igor, we are here in America and they have no fig leaf, only silly Apple computer.

  26. AlterThending says:

    No, Rex! That is not a magic mouse charging station. 

  27. gerenm63 says:

    Not a caption, but … Oh my god! I’m scarred for life!

  28. jimjimbobim says:

    “I told you I could play ‘angry birds’ with no hands!  This new track pad is awesome!”

  29. David Garrick says:

    Having a Computer Without Viruses, means We Can Finally Buy Some Clothes On-Line

  30. jimjimbobim says:

    Thank the maker for shadows

  31. Boda Vishal says:

    Family trying out a New Gesture………

  32. danahere says:

    If you are looking to try something new, the clothes free lifestyle could be your answer to meeting new nudist friends who look just like everyone  naturistmingle dot com is the best choice for you! Nothing wrong with being naked as long as you enjoy it and can handle it. We are all born that way! 

  33. Michael Ortiz says:

    Here is the Lion OS when she was just a kitty. 

  34. SVZ eleven says:

    “Freedom” (Steve always love´d minimalism).

  35. Chad Neuser says:

    The magic of APPLE COMPUTER… A Person’s Privates Left Exposed. Clothing Optional, Must Pull-off Underwear To Entire Room.

  36. Chad Neuser says:

    The magic of APPLE COMPUTER … A Person’s Privates Left Exposed. Clothing Optional, Must Pull-off Underwear To Entire Room.

  37. Bovikaitis says:

    Honey! Have you seen this Awkward Family Photos website? What are these people thinking?

  38. TylerHoj says:

    See, there’s a reason why some Apple products get discontinued. 

  39. Alan Lekah says:

    The Secret Life of a Mac User: Revealed

  40. Anipz Raymond says:

    It’s a dog !

  41. John J. Stevens says:

    We had to make a few adjustments to our budget.  But, hey, isn’t this picture great!?

  42. Arend Bloemink says:

    Adam is happy with the Apple by Eve… but who’s that child?

  43. Guest says:

    Just do a two finger breast swipe to open hilarious cat video.

  44. iHate_Is_Back says:

    Join the new revolution

    Buy an Apple product and become a apple juice swilling iTard

  45. berianlowe says:

    After reading about the effects of laptops on men’s health, Sabina was happy that her and Dimitri already had children. 

  46. AnthonyFear says:

    Having fully embraced Apple’s minimalist culture, Mark and Gina settle down to listen to the HP earnings call !

  47. Jon T says:

    Let’s sing the The Apple spangled banner just one more time…

  48. Barry Johnson says:

    Silly American’s saying there is no Mac Tax, we bought Mac and now have no Leu or Euros for clothes. Crazy!

  49. gareth edwards says:

    mom doesn’t care about dad’s new MacBook – she’s too busy playing with her pussy to care.

  50. _mcat says:

    1) Need clothes? There’s an app for that!
    2) Apple discontinues white MacBook after seeing this image

  51. x3b says:

    Family naked time while mom breast feeds a full grown cat… fun.  Watching dad get his nob polished by his new MacBook… priceless.

  52. cyberb0b says:

    How expensive is a Mac? It’ll cost you the shirt off your back.. And then some… 

  53. Robert Motter says:

    We’ll never stop sharing our memories. Or getting lost in a good book. We’ll always cook dinner and cheer for our favorite team. We’ll still hold our cats like babies, let our children stand around in dirty diapers, and of course laugh uncontrolably while sitting naked on the couch. But how we do all this will never be the same

  54. prometheus1981 says:

    Adam and Eve after with their second apple… at ;)

  55. cosmin.iftode says:

    Apple brings to you not only a notebook, but the first notebook which makes a woman excited seeing you playing with it instead of her. :))

  56. Alexandru Bejan says:


  57. bobseverns says:

    I love zapping PRAM

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