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Journalists Cover Microsoft, Using Macs

It’s not an easy time for Microsoft — with Steve Ballmer having to field questions about being “buffoons” and an “evil empire”  at the shareholder’s meeting (.doc) — so when they get together “the world’s most influential technology pundits and online writers” (nb: we weren’t invited) for Mobius to discuss super-secret mobile tech you’d think [...]

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WTF iPhone Apps Of The Week

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First: Try My Nose!! No, really! Try it!

“Just select a nose you like, hold it next to you current nose and surprise your friends!”

Or – now here’s a radical thought – just stick with the nose you were born with! Maybe it suits you just fine! Maybe – oh never mind. Next!

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Venus Fly Trap. A virtual fly trap, except without all that tiresome waiting for a fly to come along.

They don’t have to eat any flies to survive, did you know that? They can get by just fine on water. Next!

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Well well, you’re asking yourself. What is this? What is Hot Lips?

Why don’t you tell the kind folks, BCD Soft?

“This hilarious game will give you and your friends hours of laughter as you compare each others kiss-appeal. Hone your skills to achieve the highest ranking, and to realize your full potential as a kisser.”

Hmm, yeah, I can see that working. Next time you’re on a date, and you move in for the Big Kiss, and you reassuringly whisper in her ear: “It’s OK, I’ve been practicing on my iPhone.” No-one’s going to get a slap in the face for that, are they?

The end.

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Giles Turnbull is a freelance writer in England. He is a columnist for PA, and has written for the BBC, Guardian, Daily Telegraph, MacUser, Macworld, and The Morning News. He has a blog you can ignore and a Twitter account you needn't follow.

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2 comments

    “No-one’s going to get a slap in the face for that, are they?”

    No, they’ll get laughed at!

    You should post the prices with the apps because if they cost any more than FREE, it makes it just that much more hilarious.

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