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Woz Makes Segway Getaway From L.A. Paparazzi

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Reader Jay Floyd was cruising L.A.’s Sunset Strip on Thursday afternoon when he spotted Steve Wozniak fleeing some video paparazzi on his Segway. See the photo above — you’ll need a microscope to spot Woz, who’s behind the dark blue SUV.

Says Jay: “He was crossing Crescent Heights at Sunset Blvd, and went whizzing down the strip on the sidewalk. Some videographer paparazzi popped out to take pics.”

The video paparazzi must have been from TMZ.com, which has obsessed over Woz since he dated comedian Kathy Griffin and burned up the dancefloor on Dancing With the Stars.

But as with any great tabloid story, there’s a sex angle. Woz was either on a Segway date with a sexy blonde, or chasing afer her.

Explains Jay: “If you look ahead of him, there was some way-too-pretty blonde woman on another Seqway. Not sure who that was.”

So who is the mystery Segway bombshell? Unfortunately, Jay didn’t have a gigantic zoom lens to snap her mug.

“I only had my iPhone so I couldn’t zoom,” he says. “A bit ironic, I suppose.”

Full pic after jump. Plus useless fuzzy pic of mystery blond.

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Leander Kahney

Leander Kahney is the editor of Cult of Mac, and author of three books about technology culture: Inside Steve’s Brain, the New York Times bestseller about Steve Jobs; Cult of Mac; and Cult of iPod. Leander has written for Wired, MacWeek, Scientific American, and The Guardian in London. Follow Leander on Twitter @lkahney and Facebook.

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6 comments

    “Mystery woman?” Um, gosh. Could it possibly, maybe, be his WIFE?
    Jeez.
    Have we nothing better to do?

    OMG When did WOZ get married?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    “Mystery woman?” Um, gosh. Could it possibly, maybe, be his WIFE?
    Jeez.
    Have we nothing better to do?

    ItsGene,

    Regarding “Mystery woman?” Um, gosh. Could it possibly, maybe, be his WIFE?
    Jeez.
    Have we nothing better to do?’

    Looks like you don’t.

    OK — *I’ll* say it ….

    LEAVE WOZ ALONNNNNE !

    maybe if he’d turned his iPhone on the side, we’d be able to see more, or even the alleged paparazzi

    and yes, on a Leo Laporte interview, Woz accidentally (didn’t know recording had begun) revealed the name of his “secret wife”, i.e. records not available to the public

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