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Apple Devotes Entire Home Page To Jerome York Obituary

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If ever you needed a sign that Apple was a different kind of technology company, this is it.
What other computer manufacturer would remove its top-selling, hype-inducing, industry-altering new product from the prime spot on its website home page, and replace it with an obituary to an investor?
This is one of those “Here’s to the [...]

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Fake Steve creator Dan Lyons just signed a deal to bring Steve Jobs to another small screen near you.
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Making sure the barbs prick will be the [...]

What’s Next For the iPad? A Tabletop iPad, According to Xerox PARC Circa 1991

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iPhone App Arms Users With Silent Panic Button

A new app called Silent Bodyguard features a panic button that sends an SOS distress signal with GPS coordinates to potential rescuers without alerting onlookers.
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Waiters Wanted

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It seems there’s more people looking for iPhone waiters on Craigslist than waiters available to wait.
In New York especially, waiters are in high demand. One particularly desperate guy wants his waiter to start camping out on Wed night — 60 hours before the iPhone goes on sale. (“I need an iPhone. Like, really need an iPhone.”)

But here’s the really galling part. He wants waiters with experience! “Interested applicants should have experience waiting in line,” the ad says.

The full desperate text:

Updated: Get Paid To Wait In Line… For An iPhone (Midtown)
“Ok, so here’s the deal. I need an iPhone. Like, really need an iPhone. It’s so bad, I’ve taken to carrying around my paper cut-out just to get used to the size. ANYWAY, I’m looking for 1 or 2 industrious folks to setup camp outside the 5th Avenue Apple Store 6:00am, Wednesday the 27th until 6:00pm on Friday the 29th. That’s 60 hours of chilling and doing nothing… and getting paid. Or maybe getting your very own iPhone if we can buy more than 1! Interested applicants should have experience waiting in line. You are responsible for any supplies, food, etc. that you may need during your stay. If you want to be considered for this rather bizarre, very odd, and slightly fun assignment, please get in touch right away…”

Meanwhile, in L.A, waiters must be reliable and focused; in San Francisco, creeps and criminals need not apply; and in NYC, security in apparently not an issue.

More ads after the jump…

In L.A, waiters must be reliable and focused:

Looking for someone to wait in line for an iPhone
“My friends, I am looking for someone who can wait in line for me to buy the new Apple iPhone on Friday, June 29 – I have to travel for work that day, or I’d be out waiting myself. Our target is the Apple Store at the Third Street Promenade in Santa Monica. The gig starts at 5am and ends at about 5pm. You need to be reliable and focused on the success bonus. Let’s make this happen.”

In San Francisco, creeps and criminals need not apply:

iPhone – wait in line for me on 29th – $200 (financial district)
“i will be out of town and need someone to stand in line on iPhone day on my behalf at downtown mac store. i will pay for your time. and will require some sort of collateral so you don’t run off with my phone. must be an honest person, who likes camping. no creeps or criminals.”

And in NYC, security in not an issue:

Need placeholder for overnight at AT&T before iPhone release
“I want an iPhone. I need someone to go to the AT&T store on Deer Park Ave. in Deer Park on Thursday PM 6/28 and wait until I come about 8 AM Friday morning to take the place in line. I would meet you at the store the PM before.”

Wait In Line for iPhone (Upper East Side)
“I am interested in hiring someone to wait in line at an AT&T store starting Thursday evening, June 28th until Friday morning June 29th to hold a place in line so that I can get an iPhone. There is a store on 86th and 3rd which is quite nice so security is not an issue.”

Wait in line for Iphone for me!
“I need someone to wait in line for an iPhone for me. The iPhone is supposed to go on sale Friday June 29th at 6pm. You could wait in line at any of the three Apple Stores on Long Island (Smithtown Mall, Walt Whitman, or Roosevelt Field).”

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Leander Kahney

Leander Kahney is the editor of Cult of Mac, and author of three books about technology culture: Inside Steve’s Brain, the New York Times bestseller about Steve Jobs; Cult of Mac; and Cult of iPod. Leander has written for Wired, MacWeek, Scientific American, and The Guardian in London. Follow Leander on Twitter @lkahney and Facebook.

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    I reckon I’d get in line if the iPhone looked something like this:

    1. Exact size and shape of the iPod Nano
    2. 1 Week Battery Life
    3. Besides for adding basic phone functionality to the iPod, it can sync with my Apple Address Book

    No 3G, Wi-Fi, etc. A basic phone, but one that is sleek and easy to use. Using the wheel for typing SMSes might be somewhat challenging though!

    [...] People are paying others to wait in line at an Apple Store to get an iPhone. [...]

    [...] think I’ll know if I’ll score one until sometime on the 29th. People are actually hiring people, called waiters, to wait in line for [...]

    Digging for the IPhone?

    [...] if you think about it, I have never heard of a phone that makes people wait outside the store for 60 hours before the launch. A phone that has some people loving it to death and some people hating it to [...]

    [...] for an iPhone: “Cult of Mac blog reports that people are so nuts for the iPhone that they are placing ads on Craigslist offering to hire other frigtards to stand in line for them. More amazing is that not all of these [...]

    [...] this Penny Arcade comic. Its obvious these are people with more money than sense since they are hiring people to stand in line for them. After all, the Apple website will let you order them online; and I’m sure you could do [...]

    [...] this Penny Arcade comic. Its obvious these are people with more money than sense since they are hiring people to stand in line for them. After all, the Apple website will let you order them online; and I’m sure you could do [...]

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