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The Many Steves of Twitter

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Having spent a lot of time on Twitter (You can follow my goings-on there for up-to-the-second mac thoughts) now, I’m starting to get a sense of the community. As I poked around, I found that the micro-blogging community (or “Presence” app, to be buzz-wordy) is full of people posing as Steve Jobs — 7 in all. Consider this post the official guide to the Many Steves of Twitter.

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1. Fake “Fake Steve Jobs”
Seen above, an earlier Twitterer claimed the territory of the web’s most famous fake CEO in micro form — only he’s obviously not the real Fake Steve Jobs — he isn’t half the writer of the genuine artificial article: ” Backstage – having some probs with the Powerpoint to Keynote file convertor. I wonder if they notice if we used Powerpoint (on Vista…hmmm)” Pathetic.

For the rest of the list, read on…

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2. Lego Steve
Probably the best-written of the fake Steve Twitter feeds is this one marked with the Lego knock-off Steve model that did the rounds a couple months ago. The writing seems dead on, but it’s still obviously not the real deal. Steve doesn’t get presentation jitters!
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3. Foreign Steve
Um, it doesn’t sound that much like Steve…
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4. Whore Steve
This one doesn’t even try. It seems to just be a feeble attempt to drive traffic for a blog with no audience.
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5. Whorer Steve
See above. I don’t know if this is working, folks…
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6. Whorest Steve
Sad.
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7. Tomb of the Unknown Steve
Someday you’ll update us, Steve…SOMEDAY!

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Petemortensen

Pete Mortensen is a design strategist for consulting firm Jump Associates and the co-author of Wired to Care: How Companies Prosper When They Create Widespread Empathy, a book and blog that are significantly more interesting than you might initially think. Pete's particular Apple avocations are both around design--interface and industrial. Follow him on Twitter!

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