Read what Dave writes, and take careful note of his wise words: Launch Center is an ingenious little marvel that’s well worth having on your iPhone. Allow me to explain why.
Why anyone would feel compelled to do this, I don’t know, but TUAW have found some footage on YouTube of an iPad user who has created a tutorial on how to get Windows 3.11 and Windows 95 running on your iPad.
If you really want to give it a go, you’ll need a jailbroken iPad and the open-source Bochsemulator. Check out the video above from MSComputerVideos for the step-by-step guide.