What are you doing?
Category: iOS Games
Works With: iPhone, iPad
You would tell yourself, “I am reading a review for Sometimes You Die.” You take it for granted that I am going somewhere with this. My opinion is just a shadow. A number.
Alright, I can’t keep that up, but before you leap into the Internet and punch me in the face, know two things: First, that was a taste of the narration for the oddball minimalist platformer Sometimes You Die. And second, I’m still recovering from my last face punch, so don’t be a jerk.
As for the game, it’s brilliant. You don’t even need to read the rest of this. Just go buy it and get it in your brain-hole.