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Stoned Switcher Star Ellen Feiss’ Movie To Debut Online

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The first movie starring stoner legend Ellen Feiss, the break-out star of Apple’s “Switch ads,” will air online on Monday, April 21. But don’t get too excited: it looks like a turkey.

Bed & Breakfast, an indie movie shot in France, will air at 9:30PM ET / 6:30 PM PT on TheDigitalLifestyle.tv, a 24-hour Apple-related Web TV channel.

Feiss stars as the girlfriend of an American guy lured to a castle owned by a former college roommate, or something. The movie was shot in 2006 and seems to have promptly disappeared. There’s no indication whether it’s a comedy, a drama or a slasher flick.

It looks like a film school project; it “twists the apparent perception of things to reveal the reality that lurks behind,” according to this archived web site for the film.

Feiss shot to fame in 2002 after slurring her words in an Apple Switch ad detailing how her dad’s PC ate her homework. The ad became an online sensation, and was parodied widely. Feiss was invited on late night TV and was offered roles in moveis and TV shows, but shunned Hollywood — until now.

Here’s a still of Feiss from the movie:

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Leander Kahney

Leander Kahney is senior editor of Cult of Mac, editor of two books about technology culture, Cult of Mac and Cult of iPod, and has written for Wired, MacWeek, Scientific American, and The Observer in London. Follow Leander on Twitter @lkahney and Facebook.

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9 comments

    You may want to check out those pics. They both appear to be on your local laptop file:///Users/lkahney/Library/Application%20Support/ecto3/cache/911C77E7-2938-480F-B6B6-90C6493BC7B2.jpeg

    You may want to check out those pics. They both appear to be on your local laptop file:///Users/lkahney/Library/Application%20Support/ecto3/cache/911C77E7-2938-480F-B6B6-90C6493BC7B2.jpeg

    @ hopefully helpful

    Many thanks. Fixed it.

    I’d hit it.

    -woz

    Me too, buddy.

    You know this is a real person right? So, when you call her a “stoner” you not only are showing dishonesty, you are showing that you are a callous asshole as well.

    You totally picked that movie still on purpose, didn’t you? :D

    Forget stoner, it looks like she’s moved on from that – how big are her bloody pupils?!?

    I think she would have a been a better leading actress for Juno than Ellen Page. Anyone agree?

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