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Leave Steve Jobs Alone!!!

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Kris Arnold’s pisstake of the Chris Cocker/Britney video starts off pretty funny — see the video below — but like the original, it goes on a bit too long.

Still, there’s some good lines:

“How f—ing dare anyone even think about selling their Apple stock!”

“All you people care about are Mac rumors, and stock shares! He’s human!… mostly… except his brain… we think.”

“You’re f—-ing lucky he even gave you the iPhone, you bastards!”

 Leave Steve Jobs Alone!!!

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Leander Kahney

Leander Kahney is senior editor of Cult of Mac, editor of two books about technology culture, Cult of Mac and Cult of iPod, and has written for Wired, MacWeek, Scientific American, and The Observer in London. Follow Leander on Twitter @lkahney and Facebook.

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3 comments

    it’s not funny, it’s incredibly annoying. i was ready to stab pencils in my eyes and ears after just 9 seconds.

    it was hilarious!

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