IPod Shuffle: Top “Must Chav Gadget”
8:24 pm, December 5th, 2005, lkahney
UK blogs Tech Digest and Shiny Shiny have named the iPod Shuffle as this year’s “Must Chav Gadget.”
A chav is slang for a member of Britain’s “peasant underclass” — a lowlife, in other words.
Says Tech digest:
The shuffle is perfect for chavs. It’s cheap. It’s by a cool brand, and you can let others know you have one as it is designed to be worn round your neck. As it is white it also accessorises well with those classy gold chains Chavs wear. The sad part is that the shuffle is the worst player in the Apple range — more like some dodgy back street knock-off than the excellent other iPods. The fact it has no screen so you can’t program it or choose a track — it chooses the music for you — also saves Chav brain cells for the much more important business of, ahem, pimping their rides.
Second prize went to the Motorla Razr — “standard fixture for every Tom Dick and Chav.”
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I knew this was coming. but nooooooooooooo
Normally chavs just buy cheap knock offs, there is a reason to keep your good expensive. Bloody chavs.
Stuart, on December 5th, 2005 at 11:30 pm
Why must they ruin everything?
ahh, that’s where you found the picture
http://www.chavscum.co.uk/
Stuart, on December 5th, 2005 at 11:37 pm
They can listen to R&B whilst shagging their 12 year old cousins behind the back of a happy shopper. WIKKID!
Tom, on December 7th, 2005 at 5:12 am