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iPhone is Your Pefect Girl for Valentine’s Day

theperfectgirlMore than a year ago, I was visiting my cousin in Sunnyvale. It just so happens she works at Apple, but that fact is not germane to this story, though I mention it for the sake of serendipity.

She had a little gadget called Perfect Guy or Perfect Man (I forget which) that, when you pressed a button, produced a computerized voice that said things like, “how about if we just cuddle tonight” and “we might be lost, i’ll ask for directions” and “i don’t know how to fix it” – that sort of thing.

I thought it was cute; my six year-old son couldn’t get enough of mashing the button.

Now, just in time for Valentine’s Day, iPhone developer Michael Hill has released Perfect Girl, an app premised on similar lines, available now in the AppStore for 99¢.

Follow after the jump for what you can expect to hear from the Perfect Girl.

Via Gizmodo

Tap or shake your iPhone to hear things you may only ever hear from your iPhone or iPod Touch:

I called in sick for you. Have fun at the game!
I love ninjas.
Wear whatever you want.
I’ll try anything once.
Have fun drinking with your friends!
Here, you can have my food.
You are so right.
Sleep in as late as you want, I’ll have breakfast ready.
I cleaned the game room.
Did you want me to wait outside?
I hooked up the surround sound!
See you in the morning!
I bought you a new speed boat.
I bought you some spray paint.
Do you think she’s flirting with us?
I really love watching you play video games.
Happy birthday. I got you a monkey!
Just get drunk there, I’ll come pick you up.

Good luck, Mike. And Happy Valentine’s y’all!

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Lonnie Lazar

Lonnie Lazar is a writer, musician, web designer attorney. He writes about Apple for Cult of Mac and Mac|Life, and about VoIP and telecommunications for Voxilla. Follow Lonnie on Twitter @LonnieLazar, join the Cult of Mac on Facebook, and find Lonnie's photos on Flickr.

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3 comments

    I remember that! They also have dolls that will say the same things, as well as books called “Pawrn for women” – it includes pictures of men doing the laundry, walking the dogs, cleaning up spills, etc.etc.etc.

    Cute idea!

    Thanks for the shout out!

    Wicked app! I’m gonna have to check this one out. You could make a whole segmented app just for techies:

    - wow honey your computer is SO fast!
    - I’ll mash you up in World of Warcraft
    - Honey, I bought you tickets to Macworld

    :)

    good work.

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