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Help a nOOb: Why Doesn’t My iPhone Ring?

Can you hear me?  CC-licensed, Windell H. Oskay, www.evilmadscientist.com

Can you hear me? CC-licensed, Windell H. Oskay, www.evilmadscientist.com

A plea for help with existential ramifications found on Yahoo answers:

“How come my iphone never rings?
I had it six month it never ring, y?”

Additional details:

“It’s on ring. It never rings.”

There are four days left to provide the right answer.

Via Faster Times

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Nicole Martinelli was born in San Francisco and has lived in Milan and Florence, Italy. Cultish tendencies and love for DIY increased while living on the Old Continent, where tech came late and cost more in Big Mac index terms. She's written for Wired.com, The New York Times and Newsweek. Since 1999, she's been tapping away at zoomata. You can also find her on Facebook, Linked in and Twitter.

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9 comments

    i know when i first got my iphone i was stumped as to why it was ringing. the little switch button on the left side at the top had been flipped off. i called mac and felt like a dumbass when they told me what the issue was. i know of a few other people who had the same lapse in personal brain activity.

    It’s a special iPhone.. Hahaha and it’s called Newton Message Pad (the father of the iPhone by the way)

    Simple: I believe it’s coz you gots no friends.

    Because you’re holding a Newton?

    If this a real post it sounds like there’s lint in the headphone jack. It tricks the phone into thinking you have headphones plugged in. Get some canned air and blow it out.

    This guy’s a troll, unfortunately. Checked his history.

    Cuz you’re on the AT&T network! Fewer bars in more places!

    1. you have no friends
    2. you have friends but you forgot to give them your new number
    3. you have the volume all the way down
    4. you have the ringer on mute (look at the side with the flip switch. do you see an orange dot. then the phone is on mute)
    5. you have a deactivated phone. does it say ATT in the top left. does it say any carrier name in the top left. if it says ‘no service’ or ‘no sim’ then you need to have the phone activated.

    Because your Newton doesn’t get bars lol
    Dammit now I know why my Macintosh SE doesn’t get internets!

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