Help a nOOb: Why Doesn’t My iPhone Ring?
9:10 am, December 14th, 2009, Nicole Martinelli
A plea for help with existential ramifications found on Yahoo answers:
“How come my iphone never rings?
I had it six month it never ring, y?”
Additional details:
There are four days left to provide the right answer.
Via Faster Times
Posted by Nicole Martinelli in Humor, Quickies, iPhone | Comment on this article
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i know when i first got my iphone i was stumped as to why it was ringing. the little switch button on the left side at the top had been flipped off. i called mac and felt like a dumbass when they told me what the issue was. i know of a few other people who had the same lapse in personal brain activity.
jake, on December 14th, 2009 at 9:39 am
It’s a special iPhone.. Hahaha and it’s called Newton Message Pad (the father of the iPhone by the way)
enostrum, on December 14th, 2009 at 9:42 am
Simple: I believe it’s coz you gots no friends.
JW., on December 14th, 2009 at 10:43 am
Because you’re holding a Newton?
Donovan, on December 14th, 2009 at 10:45 am
If this a real post it sounds like there’s lint in the headphone jack. It tricks the phone into thinking you have headphones plugged in. Get some canned air and blow it out.
Bill, on December 14th, 2009 at 10:50 am
This guy’s a troll, unfortunately. Checked his history.
Clown, on December 14th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Cuz you’re on the AT&T network! Fewer bars in more places!
dave, on December 14th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
1. you have no friends
2. you have friends but you forgot to give them your new number
3. you have the volume all the way down
4. you have the ringer on mute (look at the side with the flip switch. do you see an orange dot. then the phone is on mute)
5. you have a deactivated phone. does it say ATT in the top left. does it say any carrier name in the top left. if it says ‘no service’ or ‘no sim’ then you need to have the phone activated.
Charli, on December 14th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Because your Newton doesn’t get bars lol
Dammit now I know why my Macintosh SE doesn’t get internets!
David Fulero, on December 14th, 2009 at 5:39 pm