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Journalists Cover Microsoft, Using Macs

It’s not an easy time for Microsoft — with Steve Ballmer having to field questions about being “buffoons” and an “evil empire”  at the shareholder’s meeting (.doc) — so when they get together “the world’s most influential technology pundits and online writers” (nb: we weren’t invited) for Mobius to discuss super-secret mobile tech you’d think [...]

Guide To Black Friday Apple Bargains: Cheap MacBooks, iPods and Accessories Galore

Here’s a guide for finding the best bargains on Apple-related gear during the infamous Black Friday sales on November 27. We’ve compiled a comprehensive list of gear from leaked photos of sales flyers and descriptions of sales.
The bargains include a 2.26 GHz MacBook + $150 gift card at Best Buy for $999.99 ; a 32GB [...]

Review: Voices Is Today’s Best Thing Ever, Grab It Now While It’s Cheap

New on the App Store is Voices from the clever folk at Tap Tap Tap. You can guess what it does.

Open it up, pick a silly voice. Helium is pretty silly. A microphone appears and the app even clears your throat for you (try it, you’ll see what I mean). Now speak your brains, and [...]

Review: Sony Walkman S540 Series Video MP3 Player

Press releases, you will hardly be surprised to hear, are rarely very interesting. But one arrived in my inbox a couple of weeks ago that made me double-take.
“Sony’s S Series Walkman,” it chattered, “is a serious challenger to the iPod Nano.” Gosh, really? Perhaps the Cult had better have a look at one, then, despite [...]

Gates – Seinfeld Team Solidifies Strategy

When Microsoft’s in a bind, this is the kind of advertising it comes up with. Something really risky and new.

Microsoft’s second ad featuring Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates is trying to get attention based entirely on the idea that it makes no sense at all. There’s something about the Seinfeldian rhythm in the ad, and it’s definitely building upon the original, but where is this going? Impossible to say. It makes no sense.

I can just imagine the pre-game speech Seinfeld gave ol’ Bill:

“Alright Bill, we’re gonna go in, we’re gonna start this one out with about thirty seconds to introduce the situation. It’s you, it’s me, it’s the average American family. And their cranky, sort of manly grandma. We’re gonna establish a premise. We’re gonna establish it until there’s no more to establish.”

“Mustard?”

“Yes Bill. Mustard.”

“Toe nail clippings?”

“Bill, you’re losing focus. We’re gonna hit them with the premise for almost four minutes, then we’re going to get framed for a ridiculous crime, sand a door, insult a little girl and make with the exit strategy.”

“Non-sequitur to a silly futuristic computer idea with an animal and a ’signal’ of me shuffling my legs around a bit. Got it.”

“Ready? Break.”

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2 comments

    I think this one it’s really funny.

    Actually I kind of liked it too… it’s definitely got a Seinfeld Riff to it.

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