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Apple Now Accepting iPad Apps, Planning “Grand Opening” of iPad App Store

Apple is now accepting iPad apps for a “grand opening” of the iPad App Store, according to an email just sent to registered developers.
“iPad will begin shipping soon and your opportunity to be part of the grand opening of the iPad App Store starts today,” the email says.
There’s no details about when the store’s grand [...]

Security Expert: “Mac OS X Is Safer, But Less Secure”

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Tech site H-Online has an interesting story today, quoting security expert Charlie Miller about his forthcoming talk at the CanSecWest conference next week.
He says OS X is full of security holes. There are lots more than in Windows, he claims.
And yet: OS X is a safer system to use. Why? Because, in the words [...]

Apple Devotes Entire Home Page To Jerome York Obituary

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If ever you needed a sign that Apple was a different kind of technology company, this is it.
What other computer manufacturer would remove its top-selling, hype-inducing, industry-altering new product from the prime spot on its website home page, and replace it with an obituary to an investor?
This is one of those “Here’s to the [...]

Coming Soon: Steve Jobs, the Sitcom

Fake Steve creator Dan Lyons just signed a deal to bring Steve Jobs to another small screen near you.
The half-hour series called “iCon” is billed by the presser as “a savage satire centering on a fictional Silicon Valley CEO whose ego is a study in power and greed.”
Making sure the barbs prick will be the [...]

Caption Contest: Win Some Woofs

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Caption contest!

And this time: LOLspeak is allowed! Go crazy!

The winner – as judged by me at midnight GMT tomorrow (November 27th, which is also my birthday, yay) – will be sent a unique, once-in-a-lifetime PDF containing the word “Woof” in 27 different fonts.

Never say that Cult of Mac doesn’t offer you the most amazing prizes.

(Photo used under Creative Commons license, thanks to Arroz con Nori on Flickr).

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40 comments

    “What are you looking at me funny for? I’m just checking my email!”

    “VoiceOver won’t recognize my accent.”

    What no Paw Support!

    Please unblock the doggy porn!

    “Hey – all I can find on this thing is kitty porn. WTF?”

    “I Can Has Cheezburger? Cats are stupid.”

    “Snoop Dogg doesn’t look anything at all like I thought.”

    Dawg… Macs ain’t that easy to use…

    Found the mouse, but no cat ,’:o{

    “Can I chew on on the duckie? Pleeeeeeaaassseeeee?”

    What!? Can’t a dog have a computer nowadays?

    Don’t judge me, you watch at porn too, the only difference is that you are a reasonable man, and I’m not…

    “Umm… I’m about to enter my password now… give a dog some space.”

    You can have my Mac when you pry it from my cold, dead paws.

    Go make me some pancakes!!!!

    “I wonder if wikipedia knows what this dogging thing is”

    “I’m surfing the internet…….Doggy Style”

    “The new iDog by apple, bringing yesterdays pet, into tomorrows world”

    “Since newspapers are now becoming a thing of the past, this dog uses Safari to bring you the latest news via RSS feeds”

    “…..Why can’t I eat this Spam”

    “I’m a PC”

    iSpaniel program install complete. Please scratch ears to reboot.

    Obviously, this wasn’t set up for a south paw.

    That is pretty cute, but my cat’s guilty look wins, so as long as CoM is turning into a pet-caption website: http://www.flickr.com/photos/28010577@N02/3062441904/?edited=1

    Only if I had aposeable thumbs

    Steve Job’s ongoing quest to get everyone AND their dog using a mac.

    I know I told you it was either me or them, but really…. can I stay?

    Just because the Internet LETS me order my own food doesn’t mean I WANT to.

    Beneful’s latest ad campaign highlighting the neurological benefits of its latest dog food was bordered on unrealistic.

    Macs are so easy to use, even humans can use them!

    Wat, no blu rayz?

    “This is why I don’t feel bad posting beastiality”

    Previously unseen photo of “Lucy Girl” during early development of Web 5.0 cross species universal access experimentation at the Stanford University, circa 2008.

    Exclusive, New Gnarls BARKley album recorded on GarageBand shocker.

    Buying pet toys on internet is easy. All I need to do is learn how to type.

    For the frenchies:

    j’ai pas trouvé l’OS terrible…

    On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog…

    “I promise, I don’t bit the apple.. ”

    PD: thanks for the recognition

    “I’m in ur bedroom, looking at ur pr0ns….w00f!”

    Can I add another one?

    “I can haz a turn on the iMacz?”

    arf arf arf woof woof woof arf arf arf

    I forgot … how do you spell Happy Birthday and could you bring the keyboard just a little closer? You are the best master ever…

    “Good night, dear. I’ll only be a few more minutes.”

    How did you know that I pooped on your PC?

    It’s a dock for iMac? or a Dog for iMac? ^_^

    Easy … it’s an Apple Mac OS “watchdog” process

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