Bigfoot Found! Mac Tablet May Be Among Artifacts
8:34 am, August 15th, 2008, Leigh McMullen
The New York Times reports that today, just down the road from Apple’s headquarters, two Georgian men will present what they claim to be incontrovertible DNA and photographic evidence of Bigfoot.
Even more startling, is that one of the gun-happy rednecks in question appears to be holding the Fabled Mac Tablet. Sasquatch’s next of kin were unable to confirm or deny that he was a beta tester for the tablet due to “NDA issues”.
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Out of curiosity, why are you assuming that they’re “gun-happy rednecks?” I see no evidence of guns.
Oh, wait . . . sorry Mr. Obama, now I understand.
Bob Dawson, on August 15th, 2008 at 10:44 am
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is it Mac tablet? - MacTalk Forums, on August 15th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
@Bob: I’m a Texan, I don’t need Jeff Foxworthy to help me identify a Redneck. On the “Gun-Happy” part, no self-respecting Redneck would be anything other than “Gun-Happy”
Leigh McMullen, on August 16th, 2008 at 5:17 pm