Are Virtual Sex Games More PC than Mac?
7:20 am, November 25th, 2009, Nicole Martinelli


Playgirl’s Virtual Encyclopedia of Sex aims to help you brush up on some old positions and learn a few new tricks thanks to a series of customizable 3D male and female avatars.
You can tattoo them, choose lingerie, amount of body hair (though, sadly, this seems an option only for male models), hair color, skin tone etc.

Inked up and ready for love: customizable avatars.
There’s a game feature where couples of your making demonstrate the positions as well as an “improve your sex IQ” area that promises to help you master the latest wild sex positions, improve your timing and technique, including spoken instructions by sexologist Jamye Waxman. It costs $29.99.
What intrigued me about it — besides the slightly waxy bots who go at it in a trance-like way a là Paris Hilton’s sex video — is that it’s billed as the “first 3D sex game ever designed to run natively on an Apple Mac computer.”

Isn’t anyone at Artmunk, who made the game, old enough to remember Mike Saenz’s MacPlaymate or Virtual Valerie from the late 1980s, or are they hinging everything on the 3d part?
Even if the claim is false, there do, however, seem to be fewer erotic games for Mac than PC. (We cheerfully accept your modern recommendations in the comments).
Still, the question remains: is it strictly a numbers game or does the Mac platform inspire less erotica?
Or do Mac users have better ways to get their rocks off and virtual sex is more a PC past time?
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Mac users spend less time fixing their computers, thus they can go out to bars, meet women and have sexual intercourse with them.
No need for software.
Nick, on November 25th, 2009 at 8:11 am
Their website looks pretty hot!
Piper, on November 25th, 2009 at 10:51 am
Mac users already have the hard ware, don’t need the soft ware.
MacHard, on November 25th, 2009 at 11:46 am
“Or do Mac users have better ways to get their rocks off and virtual sex is more a PC past time?”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Nicole said it all!!!
Rodrigo, on November 25th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
I think Mac users know enough about sex not to consider f***ing against a brick wall with a picture frame!
Um no, on November 25th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
first sex game on a mac? that is wrong. “virtual valerie” was there decades ago.
keyser, on November 25th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Nick,
Funny. My Apple stuff actually GETS me laid
WS, on November 25th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
No same sex couple option?
Ted, on November 25th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
> “virtual valerie” was there decades ago
Virtual Valerie? Try MacPlaymate and the (in)famous Melvin
AB, on November 26th, 2009 at 12:21 am
Ted — it does look like it’s just hetero action, which seems kind of odd.
Nicole Martinelli, on November 26th, 2009 at 1:49 am
Hi,
Interesting Article – this just shows why stuff is just crazy in the world these days – just like an Iphone App that helps people pick up women! http://www.TheVirtualWingman.com.
Valerie
Valerie, on November 26th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
mac users dont need virtual porn. theyre too busy j*cking off to their macs.
anonymac, on November 29th, 2009 at 2:52 pm