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Journalists Cover Microsoft, Using Macs

It’s not an easy time for Microsoft — with Steve Ballmer having to field questions about being “buffoons” and an “evil empire”  at the shareholder’s meeting (.doc) — so when they get together “the world’s most influential technology pundits and online writers” (nb: we weren’t invited) for Mobius to discuss super-secret mobile tech you’d think [...]

Guide To Black Friday Apple Bargains: Cheap MacBooks, iPods and Accessories Galore

Here’s a guide for finding the best bargains on Apple-related gear during the infamous Black Friday sales on November 27. We’ve compiled a comprehensive list of gear from leaked photos of sales flyers and descriptions of sales.
The bargains include a 2.26 GHz MacBook + $150 gift card at Best Buy for $999.99 ; a 32GB [...]

Review: Voices Is Today’s Best Thing Ever, Grab It Now While It’s Cheap

New on the App Store is Voices from the clever folk at Tap Tap Tap. You can guess what it does.

Open it up, pick a silly voice. Helium is pretty silly. A microphone appears and the app even clears your throat for you (try it, you’ll see what I mean). Now speak your brains, and [...]

Review: Sony Walkman S540 Series Video MP3 Player

Press releases, you will hardly be surprised to hear, are rarely very interesting. But one arrived in my inbox a couple of weeks ago that made me double-take.
“Sony’s S Series Walkman,” it chattered, “is a serious challenger to the iPod Nano.” Gosh, really? Perhaps the Cult had better have a look at one, then, despite [...]

Apple Introduces Amazing MacBook Wheel


I still prefer the Mactini, myself. Although the next gen version without the screen sounds unbelievable.

Onion News Network: Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

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8 comments

    Haha,

    … 20 minutes without charging … that is really funny!

    Greetings from germany

    Is it me or is this fucking BS?
    I love Apple products but this…. I can’t find any advantage at all. It will take like 2 hours to wheel a document that takes 45 minutes to type??

    Okay now I got it… just saw the onion news logo LOL

    This is really funny, the people who made this must have had a laugh or two.

    That’s one of the funniest things Ive seen in a LONG time.

    “… Just a few hundred clicks & you’re there ….”
    “… resists all damage unless dropped or hit ….”
    “… 45 minutes to write an email ….”
    “Available in 3 to 15 months ….”
    What a SCREAM ! lol

    And didja see how the email had, like, 3 or 4 words in a row written in caps? lol
    The guy couldn’t get it ta work right! lol

    Genius — sheer genius.

    8^ ]

    So happy that folks are finally starting to get the point… Why pay more for an Intel MoBo and a Seagate Harddrive? Because it comes with a cool logo and a white case to go with your Starbucks cup.

    this was one of the most hilarious and well done jokes i have seen in ages…i think it is a masterpiece and deserves much props…

    LOVED IT!

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