Woz You Be My Best Man?
In an unpredictable turn of events on Woz’s tumultuous “Dancing With The Stars” gig, his partner Karina Smirnoff has asked him to walk (not fox trot or tango) her down the aisle at her upcoming wedding.
The dancer will wed former DWTS co-star, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, who was paired with Denise Richards. Richards and Chmerkovsiy were eliminated unexpectedly on last week’s show.
Smirnoff says of Woz:
“He’s a little out of his element but has the biggest personality you’ll ever meet. He’s super funny and super charming.”
Awww. Let’s hope the pair makes it out of tonight’s show — it’s largely thought his internet fan base is keeping Woz in the running in what has been described as not so much dirty dancing but stinky.
Nicole Martinelli is a San Francisco native who has lived in Milan and Florence, Italy. She's written for Wired.com, The New York Times and Newsweek. You can find her on 
