Fart Joke Apps Are The New Tip Calculators

This is the just the first half. Of the first page. Of search results for the word “fart” on the App Store.
It would appear that if you haven’t written a fart app, you’re nobody.
Seriously: do any of you have one of these on your iPhone? Has anyone had one of these apps installed for more than 10 minutes? A day?
I can’t talk. I’ve got Star Wars Sound Board installed.


Giles Turnbull is a freelance writer in England. He writes for 