Survey Says iPhone Owners Are Chicken-Eating Girls, Android Owners Are Men Who Smell of Pork

Survey Says iPhone Owners Are Chicken-Eating Girls, Android Owners Are Men Who Smell of Pork

The findings of a recent survey by Coupons.com has all the trappings of some sort of offensive, stereotypical joke… but without the punchline.

Analyzing the findings of how both users on both the Android and iOS operating systems use their website, Coupons.com came to some interesting findings as to what separates the two.

iPhone users? According to Coupons.com, they can best be described as “feminine-smelling, chicken-eating, entertainment-reading fish owners.”

Android users, though, are “manly-scented, pork-eating, news-reading bird lovers.”

These results certainly don’t seem to apply to me. On one hand, I fall into the Android category as far as my pheremonal stink and budgerigar ownership are concerned, but I certainly prefer chicken to pork, and I use iOS exclusively… which according to Coupons’ research, makes me some sort of weird, fish-stroking girl. And what about pork-abstaining Android users, Hassidic and halal alike? There is more research to be done here methinks, Coupons.com.

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[via Gizmodo]

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John BrownleeJohn Brownlee is news editor here at Cult of Mac, and has also written about a lot of things for a lot of different places, including Wired, Playboy, Boing Boing, Popular Mechanics, Gizmodo, Kotaku, Lifehacker, AMC, Geek and the Consumerist. He lives in Cambridge with his charming inamorata and a tiny budgerigar punningly christened after Nabokov's most famous pervert. You can follow him here on Twitter.

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  • http://www.alwaysonmessage.com/ app developer

    We knew it all along!
    ;)

  • Joseph

    As a bacon loving Apple fanatic I guess I don’t fit the profile either.

  • Mark Gary Blumenthal, MD, MPH

    After extensively playing with iPhone 4 and Motorola Droid X, I have concluded that the iPhone is the better product, but AT&T stinks, while Droid X is a good product, and Verizon is excellent, but it won’t integrate vertically with my all-Apple system.

    The day Apple and Verizon make nice, I’ll replace my iPod with an iPhone, and I’ll deep six my current Verizon cellphone.

    And I am a Kosher, omnivorous physician, for what it’s worth.

  • Sam

    I agree that there is nothing more masculine than owning pet birds but since when is eating chicken effeminate?

  • porkchop1234

    I think guys who read Gizmodo are a bunch of girly boys but hey what do I know I’m typing this on my iPod touch while munching down a steak.

  • Json

    Fuck Cult of Mac and fuck Gizmodo. What happened to newsworthiness?