Who knows what’s going to come out of the Cupertino presser tomorrow regarding the iPhone 4 and its Death Grip “issue”. We don’t even know who will be saying yet. However, my guess is that it will be his Steveness and he’ll be saying something along one of these lines.
5. “Seriously… Who makes phone calls on these things anymore?”
4. “I know you’ve all gathered here for answers to a very important question. So here it is… I am the real John Appleseed.”
3. “All I do is give and give and give to you people and you just kick me in the teeth…”
2. “Yeah…. Sorry about all that. The white ones will be better.”
1. “I’ve called you all here today to give my thoughts about the Mel Gibson tapes. Now there’s a guy the media should be paying more attention to right now!”
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