Maybe Pigs Do Fly: Steve Ballmer at WWDC?

UPDATE: Microsoft denied Ballmer would be present with a pithy tweet. Darn.

There may be a few surprises at the upcoming June 7 WWDC keynote after all.

Barron’s reports that a sliver of that day’s agenda (exactly seven minutes) has been allotted to a Microsoft presentation. Speculation is that the microphone would be handed over to none other than that bouncy preacher with the overactive sweat glands himself, Steve Ballmer. He just may be giving that signature rallying cry of “Developers! Developers! Developers!” to a Mac audience:

Trip Chowdhry, an analyst with tiny Global Equities Research, contends that 7 minutes of the June 7 keynote by Apple CEO Steve Jobs has been blocked off for a presentation by Microsoft (MSFT) to talk about Visual Studio 2010, the company’s suite of development tools. Chowdhry says the new version of VS will allow developers to write native applications for the iPhone, iPad and Mac OS. And here’s the kicker: he thinks Microsoft’s presentation could be given by none other than Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer.

Using VS would allow PC folks to make apps without having to switch over to a Mac and employ Xcode, reasonable enough, but the disparity in speaking styles (and clothing styles) make Ballmer’s air time at the Apple event a little hard to imagine.

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If the spectacle is anything like the fake video above of his incursion at MacWorld, sign me up.

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  • http://cherylanncole.co.uk Andrew Macdonald

    haha, i’ve never seen that video before. It’s fooking amazing!!!

  • Sal C

    Trip Chowdhry needs to lay off the booze.

    I’m going to “go out on a limb” and say this is total bullshit:

    1) 7 minutes isn’t enough to talk about something this huge

    2) It’s Microsoft

    3) See points #1 & #2

  • Max

    If it happens I bet it’s a video feed. It would be interesting to see Balmer eating his words that the iPhone would just be a niche product. Maybe he will do his “monkey dance” and scream iPhone OS, iPhone OS, iPhone OS. -that would make his presence tolerable. I’ll take a bag of peanuts just in case.

  • http://www.theappzone.net Connor

    Microsoft have confirmed that he is NOT speaking at WWDC. http://theappzone.net/2010/05/27/steve-ballmer-billed-to-speak-at-wwdc/