“Horus” iPhone Docking Coffee Table Boasts Egyptian Cyberpunk Aesthetic At Its Worst

“Horus” iPhone Docking Coffee Table Boasts Egyptian Cyberpunk Aesthetic At Its Worst

Borrowing design motifs from Blade Runner’s Tyrell Corporation, this hideous, glowing pyramid is the kind of coffee table cum iPhone dock that only a degrading Replicant could love. It’s called the Horus, and if owning a glass topped coffee table is the sort of thing that made you paranoid before, we’re sure you’ll love the addition of a razor sharp, impaling spike on the surface top. You can contact the designer for pricing information, but furniture this garishly tacky doesn’t come cheap when you’re not buying it bulk in a storage auction.

[via Born Rich

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  • porkchop1234

    For some reason I see that table being more in place on a Battlestar Galactica film stage :P That being said I’ve seen far more ghastly designer stuff out on the market and I’m sure with the right sort of decorum this table would find a home in many trendy peoples living rooms.

  • Jon

    was this on the freemason furniture brochure?