Siri’s new keynote clues are just as maddening as the old ones

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Siri is doubling down on rumor control.
Siri is doubling down on rumor control.
Photo: Buster Hein/Cult of Mac

In less than 24 hours Tim Cook and company will take the stage at the Bill Graham Civic Auditorium to unveil Apple’s latest products. We pretty much already know everything Apple’s going to announce, but if you ask Siri to give you a hint her responses are just as maddening as they were when Apple sent out invites.

Apple updated Siri’s hints this morning in anticipation of the event, and while some of the responses begin to appear to reveal info, the digital assistant gets the last laugh in the end.

Check out Siri’s five new hints:

Hint: it spells ‘gotcha’

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Siri’s scared of Tim

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“Syzygy”

siri-hint3

The meeting was probably about you.

siri-hint

…fine, we’ll wait.

siri-hint5

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