Caption Competition: Win a Pack of Wine Gums

Your captions, please, for this lonely G5 as it sits watching the world go by in a quiet Danish street. According to Google Translate, “PÃ¥ gÃ¥tur” (the photo’s title on Flickr) means “on the walk.”
Clean and funny please. Extra points for poetry, flowery language and use of puns. Lolspeak is banned.
Winner (as chosen by me) will be sent a small packet of Wine Gums. Deadline for entries is midnight (GMT) tomorrow (Friday 10th October 2008).
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Photo used under Creative Commons license; thanks to Kofoed on Flickr


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