Video: There’s Sexy Technology, Then There’s This…

Giles Turnbull ()

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You’re all going crazy with your iPad ordering. Meanwhile, over on Vimeo, BrewBeau has some craziness of his own going on.

BrewBeau writes: “I’m a recent PC convert who waited patiently while Apple worked out the kinks with their latest iMac release of the 27’ Intel powered 2.8GHz quad core i7 iMac. It’s a thing of beauty and I wanted to relay my experience of getting my new machine.”

His video is one of the following:

  • a respectful homage to the classic Mac unboxing genre
  • a piece of insightful investigative journalism from a Windows user trying to exposé the Cultish behavior of Mac users
  • a creepy, insidious poke into the mind of a man obsessed by sex and technology; there are experts who call it “sextology” (see Note below)
  • funny as hell

Whatever. You watch it and make up your own mind:

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  • Al

    Disturbing.

  • Josh

    I don’t really have words to describe how disturbing this is. Not even CLOSE to funny…

  • John Ranney

    The last shot with his boxers falling to his ankles while the iMac is in his bed made me want to vomit.

    But then again it has 16GB of RAM… just saying.

  • CaryMG

    I just got a hard *off*.

  • Jim

    That was not funny, more like sickening!!

  • Will

    I don’t think that iMac was turned on was it?

  • Chris

    Horrible. Just think that that did to the resale value…

  • Juan Valdez

    Disturbingly gay.

  • htown

    HAHA… I thought it was horrible… horribly funny that is… got a chuckle or two from me…

    “Hello beautiful… been waiting for you… ”

    I am taking this in jest as intended…

  • http://www.grinningidiot.com JAYnLA

    Oh my. I guess I’m just deeply desensitized to videos ‘perversions’ on the web. This was a tiny bit funny, but not the least bit disturbing. What the heck are people talking about above?

  • porkchop1234

    I think the dude needs to quickly find a girlfriend and get laid.

  • stewart

    I’m not sure about the candle but most of the rest rings true. That sense of waiting for your purchase to arrive followed by the Christmas morning feel of opening it up. It’s great stuff.

    Now I don’t take my iMac to bed but I love to get under the sheets early with my iPod. It lays on my chest while I relax, listen to music and drift off.

  • RyanTV

    I thought it was hilarious!

  • http://web.me.com/giosaccone GioSaccone

    And so……… I like my faults! =)

  • BrentonRyan

    Heh…the folks saying this is “disturbing” and “gross” are probably just covering for the fact that they’ve performed acts disturbingly SIMILAR to this with their own new pieces of Apple swag. :D C’mon folks, laugh a little. The only thing truly cringe-worthy here is the actual quasi-fetishism we’ve all seen in YouTube vids that this parodies.