iPad T-Shirts, Undies Ship Before Product
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The iPad has already launched a thousand jokes, some of which you can wear some on your chest, or your privates, before you can even buy one in March.
See some examples after the jump:
DIY design shops cafepress and zazzle have dozens of different tees, some a little more tasteful than others, like this paw for pad version:
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Others require more courage: how about a thong with the words “iPad, like a tampon only more expensive” on the crotch?
The good news: you may be able to wear one without something over it, if you’re so inclined, by the time the iPad ships.
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Or you could just use the iDouche throw pillow right now.
Nicole Martinelli is a San Francisco native who has lived in Milan and Florence, Italy. She's written for Wired.com, The New York Times and Newsweek. You can find her on 
