Gallery: iPad Porn For The Masses

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OK folks, now for some picture pornography. This post is hardware; later on, we’ll do a gallery of software-related stuff. Keep the comments coming. Don’t be shy now: will you buy? Will you buy two? Does this compete with netbooks?

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Two different models. The wifi version has a plain back:

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And the 3G version has a thin radio wave friendly strip at the top of the rear panel:

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Here’s some snazzy graphic showing the multitouch technology:

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And look! Upside-down Apple logo in official Apple PR shock:

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Even Apple’s chips look pretty good:

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  • Randy

    re:”Upside-down Apple logo in official Apple PR shock:”
    It’s not upside down, but sideways!

  • http://gilest.org Giles Turnbull

    randy: heh. fair point :)

  • http://www.andrewiandodge.com Marty Dodge

    My house is getting three… probably all just wifi versions in black… to match our wardrobe.

  • gooba oobah

    im sure there are a lot of ipad versions already in development.

  • http://urbanmainframe.com/ Jonathan Hollin

    It looks gorgeous and has a few tasty specifications but, er… no! I have no need for such a device myself.

  • Alice

    I am in love

  • Brenden

    Netbooks be-gone, kindles beware. This is going to likely “murk” the sales of netbooks. Kindles will likely suffer, bit only at the hands of die-hard Mac fans and those who haven’t purchased a kindle yet.

  • Mater

    How long will it take for the FCC (Federal Communications Commission) to approve the iPad for sale, assuming Apple’s application was made today?

  • Scott

    I love it and will buy. Not sure what all I’ll do with it yet :) but will buy the Wi-Fi 3G model. I’d buy today if it were out.

    What I can’t for the life of my figure out though is this- why oh, why, did they partner once again with ATT. I’ve thought about dumping my iPhone many times because the service stinks and coverage is spotty. I travel and have to wait dozens of minutes to be able to pull up my vmail.

    Anyway, aside from the fact I wished they’d partnered with Verizon, I think the iPad will be fun to play on. Plus, it will be a familiar bridge for millions of iPhone users on into the Cult of Mac :)

  • chano

    the sad thing is that many will masturbate to this. And then they will resent you for it GT.

  • http://gilest.org Giles Turnbull

    chano: I can live with resentment. It’s the other thing that bothers me.

  • dubol

    Did you see the guys at http://www.OnePadPorn.com ?

    They are making an porn app for the iPad. Would be sick to have Porn on your iPad!.. Can’t wait :)

  • old webster

    The iPad iPorn….

    … Sits in your lap! Comes with an extra port!
    Also comes with a beautiful innerface.

  • http://ipadporn.com Richard

    why do that when ipadporn.com works fine in my ipad SDK emulator on my mac.

    they have the html 5 video down and its sick.

    my ipad is coming on the 3rd, got the order confirmation from apple today!!

  • http://www.pinkvisualpad.com Pink Visual Pad

    @dubol – no app is necessary for ipad porn, the good folks at Pink Visual have made an adult site especially for the ipad at http://www.pinkvisualpad.com (link is NSFW)

  • john

    fap fap fap fap

  • iPadPornMaster

    iPinkVisual is whack why pay for porn when you can get full videos for free at http://ipadquickies.com