AOL Time Warner
2000 kicks off with a big deal: AOL's $164 billion purchase of Time Warner. AOL chief Steve Case says the deal proves "new media has truly come of age." It's the biggest merger in history (and will eventually be known as the worst).
Hedy Lamarr dies at 85
Austrian actress Hedy Lamarr, often called "the most beautiful woman in films," goes to the great studio shoot in the sky at age 85 on January 19, 2000. Nerds will remember that the beauty had brains: Lamarr invented a "Secret Communication System," paving the way for modern wireless communications.
PlayStation 2 storms onto the scene
Sony unleashes its PS2 onto the gaming scene in March 2000. The black, blocky unit goes on to become the best-selling game console of all time.
Eminem drops The Marshall Mathers LP
Unlike Apple's Cube, Eminem's third studio album becomes a massive hit right out of the gate. Released May 23, 2000, the controversial album sells 1.76 million copies in the United States in its first week, fueled by the incredibly hooky single "The Real Slim Shady."
American Beauty rocks the Academy
Which is more memorable, Kevin Spacey's fantasy about Mena Suvari in a rose bath, or Annette Bening's manic "I will sell this house" scene? American Beauty, Sam Mendes' haunting film about suburban ennui, takes home five Oscars in 2000, including Best Picture.
Snoopy retires his typewriter
The final Sunday Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz is published February 13, 2000, a day after the cartoonist's death. Newspapers will never be the same.
Life's a beach for Richard Hatch
Another winner from 2000? Richard Hatch, who walks away with the title of Sole Survivor in the first season of reality TV show Survivor, thanks to some savvy strategy (and loads of naked ambition).
Dora packs her backpack for the first time
A spunky animated adventurer packs her backpack and jumps onto the silver screen as Dora the Explorer begins a long run at Nickelodeon on August 14, 2000.
As the 20th century waned, Apple laid a beautiful square egg.
The Power Mac G4 Cube, introduced in July 2000, delivered a fair amount of Apple computing power in a unique see-through enclosure made of acrylic glass. Designed by Jony Ive, the futuristic-looking Cube offered a glimpse of the sleek industrial design that would come to epitomize Apple’s upscale take on consumer technology.
“I just remember it being this incredibly elegant, sexy machine that looked nothing like a computer,” said Randall Greenwell, director of photography at The Virginian-Pilot and a longtime Apple aficionado, in an email to Cult of Mac.
iMacs of that era sported candy-colored plastic cases that gave them a cheery, childlike demeanor and set them apart from the beige drones cluttering offices around the world.
The Cube, in comparison, seemed far more mature — a high-end machine that would not look out of place squatting neatly on the brushed-stainless-steel-and-glass desk of even the most meticulous metrosexual.
“The way that the polycarbonate shell and metal framework blended together was so precise,” said Greenwell, whose Cube is pictured above and below. “To get to the insides you flipped it over, pressed down on the center bar and it slid up, smooth and slightly damped like a nuclear device in a sci-fi action flick. It was so satisfying to all the senses.”
Similarly luxurious peripherals — like the Apple-designed Harman Kardon speakers and the Apple Pro Mouse and Keyboard, all of which came with the Cube — complemented the doomed, diminutive desktop computer.
“I had that crazy matching Apple Cinema display plus those sexy spherical speakers and everything looked so hot together,” Greenwell said.
While the aesthetic appeal proved undeniable, the Cube flopped, partly due to its high price and partly because of thin lines that appeared in the clear casing of some machines, marring that high-end finish and causing something of a PR nightmare for Apple.
Sales of the Cube — which Steve Jobs hailed as “simply the coolest computer ever” — failed to take off, despite a price drop and the introduction of more powerful models in early 2001. Jony Ive’s crystal-clear CPU was “put on ice” as the 21st century dawned.
But there’s a postscript. The flawed beauty found life after death, and the resurrected Cube became a cult hit among Apple fans like Greenwell. He found himself among a small group of devotees who turned to aftermarket parts to upgrade their 8-inch machines after Apple’s death sentence.
“There were a few places that specialized in the parts but soon after Apple discontinued the Cube, the aftermarket parts started drying up,” he said. “The G5 stuff came along and my pretty little box didn’t feel like she had much juice anymore so I put her on the market. If I remember correctly, my next machine was one of those white G5 iMacs.”
While the Cube failed to conquer the world, it made an indelible mark on the design world. Like a screen siren cut down in her prime, the Cube lived fast, died young and left an exquisite corpse.
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