Hey dorks, great news! Toady is the day you get to fill up your utility belt with… With really dorky stuff. The brand new Modular Pixel Pocket Rocket is perhaps the hottest thing that’s gonna get near your pants pocket this year. You lucky dog you.
If you already wear Think Tank’s modular belt (and let’s face it, you probably do), then all you need to do is slap this on the front and let the magic of Velcro take care of the rest. If you don’t have this nerd-tility belt, you can unwrap the neck cord and hang it down over your chest instead.
Either way, the Pixel Pocket Rocket is guaranteed to get you some action. It holds six CF cards and 3 SD cards, and keeps them readily accessibly so you can whip them out while making a sharp wuh-PSSH! with your mouth and impressing anyone still close enough to notice.
The front of the pocket folds down into a kind of safe shelf to use as a temporary workspace. I can actually see this being very useful for finagling SD cards and a camera connection kit while trying to get pictures into your iPad.
Want one? Of course you do. It’s what your utility belt was made for. It’s available right now and will cost you $22.75.