Steve Jobs’ Ex-Girlfriend Reveals Nights of “Profound Lovemaking” In New Book

80823058

Steve Jobs’ ex-girlfriend, Chrisann Brennan, who dated the Apple co-founder for five years in the early days of Apple, is coming out with her own book, called The Bite In The Apple, where she describes all the glorious details that went into her and Jobs’ ill-fated relationship that ended after Brennan became pregnant with Steve’s first child, Lisa.

While the book focuses on more than just sex, the NY Post has published an excerpt that dives into Steve and Chris’ nights of lovemaking that were so epic Steve had to give her a call 15 years later to say thank you.

“Even after swapping rooms in this way, Steve and I still shared nights of lovemaking so profound that, astonishingly, some fifteen years later, he called me out of the blue to thank me for them. He was married at the time of his call and all I could think of was, Whoa . . . men . . . are . . . really . . . different. Imagine if I had called him to say such a thing.

We remembered different things. Mainly I recalled how awful he was becoming and how I was starting to flounder. But he was right: our lovemaking had been sublime. At the time of Steve’s phone call, I found that as I listened I was as awed by the memory as by his strange need to risk an expression of such intimacy.

Besides dispensing details on El Jobso’s performance in the bedroom, Brennan also reveals how Steve was a colossal jerk when they were dating and tried to make her go through primal therapy by screaming “Mommy, Daddy, Mommy, Daddy” after taking some LSD, even though Steve himself had only read a book on primal therapy.

The entire excerpt is well worth a read and also contains a funny bit about how Jobs believed he was a WWII pilot in a previous life, so when he was driving he would get a “strong impulse to pull the steering wheel back as if for takeoff.”

Jobs and Brennan broke up in 1977 once Brennan became pregnant and gave birth to Lisa. Steve denied being the father, even after a paternity test in 1979 proved he was the daddy. Brennan is now a painter and graphic designer living in Monterey California. Her book, The Bite in the Apple: A Memoir of My Life With Steve Jobs goes on sale October 29th.

  • Bob Kolk

    Multiple iGasms?

  • iSteve

    Now that Steve is gone, everyone who had known him in the past wants to make money on his head. It’s a shame and disgusting to do that for someone who has changed our lives. At least respect his family.

    This woman wants to tell the world how Steve was in bed… How disgusting! Steve did right by dumping her.

    Besides, Laurene will never do such thing because she truly loves Steve and respect him. Go to hell Brennan, you bitch.

  • Robin B.P.

    i feel as though this is the cult of mac version of a national enquirer (or somesuch style of media reporting) type of article. not only did it not go through any editing for typos etc. it seems unworthy of being posted here with such a word count! a simple paragraph and link to the NYT site might have been more appropriate and saved the author the embarrassment of an un-edited article.

  • tentaclejoe

    Is this wired? Typos, go nowhere story — thought I was at wired — is this the dude that got hacked??? Oh it’s not wired — sorry =)

  • tentaclejoe

    Is this wired? Typos, go nowhere story — thought I was at wired — is this the dude that got hacked??? Oh it’s not wired — sorry =)

  • lwdesign1

    Being the perfectionist he was, it’s understandable that he was good at other things than just computers and running a business.

  • Robert X

    Do we really need this? No.

  • BeebeLisa

    Google without Larry Page Would Not Be Like Apple without Steve Jobs. http://tiny.cc/0mj84w

About the author

Buster HeinBuster Hein is Cult of Mac's Senior News Editor and lives in Phoenix, Arizona. Twitter: @bst3r.

(sorry, you need Javascript to see this e-mail address)| Read more posts by .

Posted in News, Top stories | Tagged: , , |