Hey fellas. You know what the laydeez love more than anything? Ferrari-branded gear, that’s what. When they see a man in a Ferrari jacket, or toting a Ferrari laptop, or – best of all – topped with a Ferrari baseball cap, do you know what she thinks? She thinks that you must own a Ferrari! Or that you drive one for a living, probably in those macho Formula One races.
More than anything, she can’t stop thinking about your Grand Prix.
Now, you can even buy a Ferrari-branded speaker. Clearly, it will look great in your home next to the sheepskin rug and the collection of Barry White CDs. It’s by Logic 3 (not Ferrari? No need to mention that to your female visitors!), and it “provides a crisp and powerful audio experience.” It comes with Airplay, so you can stream the uncompressed sounds of the uncompressed Walrus of Love right from your iDevice, and it also has Bluetooth for those times when you can’t even wait for an extra two seconds for the music to start (you know what I mean).
Want one? Of course you do. What red-blooded male wouldn’t want the power of a suspiciously-unspecified number of watts pumping through their bachelor pad? What stallion of a man wouldn’t want the seductive power of the Italian Prancing Horse at their side?
Which desperate single male wouldn’t drop $650 on this awesome unit?
Source: Logic 3