Butt Making Embarrassing Bathroom Noises? There’s An App For That

Leander Kahney ()

Cover Up is a new $0.99 iPhone app that masks embarrassing bathroom noises with other bathroom sounds, like running water, a hand dryer or blow dryer.

Trying to mask the sound of a giant anal raspberry is like spraying deodorant to mask a pooey smell: it never really works. But it may be useful if you’re known to the person in the next stall.

More info at Coverup.me.

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Leander Kahney

is the editor and publisher of Cult of Mac, and author of three books about technology culture: Inside Steve’s Brain, the New York Times bestseller about Steve Jobs; Cult of Mac; and Cult of iPod. Leander has written for Wired, MacWeek, Scientific American, and The Guardian in London. Follow Leander on Twitter @lkahney and Facebook.

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  • Hilton

    Used this @ the Ritz Carlton yesterday,Turn the vol./up and you can really
    draw a Crowd………………

  • Fuzzypig

    WTF? It’s a bathhroom, you go in deal with your bathroom business, then leave! Is making a bottom-burp, in a bathroom, such a terrible crime! I believe the average person, makes a trouser-cough at least 20 times a day.

    Rippling in yer y-fronts is not leprosy, it’s natural animal physiology, not great design I grant you, but hardly worth commiting suicide ‘cos you had a “blame the dog” moment!

    ( I’ve run out of euphamisms now! )

  • Jozef

    OK, that’s just silly, If you can’t make toilet noises on the toilet, where can you.

  • chano

    Finally, Kahney, you have discovered the area of expertise you should immerse yourself in. Well done!! And I mean this most sincerely. In this subject matter, your expertise shines through like never before. I see another book in this for you. An original piece of work for once in your life. Imagine that. I know it’s hard for you to be original but do try laddie. A new book in your own words. Just IMAGINE Leandrooh. I may even have just the right title for you.
    Now let me see…. Oooh! I know! How about:

    ‘Inside Steve’s Arse’.

    I mean this could take you into very familiar places where you may never emerge from again. Oh bliss.
    Oh yes. You must do it Kahney. It would be so full of shit. It would be so…YOU!
    Yeeesss that is it. Inside Steve’s Arse. I can see it on Amazon now.
    Can I pre-order it, I wonder?

  • Eoin

    There’s An Arse For That.