Apple Announces iPod touch Loop [iPhone 5 Event]

Apple Announces iPod touch Loop [iPhone 5 Event]

It’s a lanyard. A fucking lanyard. Push a button on the iPod touch, and it pops out from where it’s hidden so you can secure a lanyard. And they are even color coordinated according to the color of your iPod touch. Is there anything Apple can’t revolutionize?

Related
  • Ashley

    “It’s a lanyard. A fucking lanyard.”

    Possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever read on this site. I LOLed.

  • Sean Liu

    revolooptionary

  • dcj001

    “It’s a lanyard. A fucking lanyard.”

    Possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever read on this site. I LOLed.

    It is possibly the most stupid thing that I have ever read on this site.

  • Lewis Whitfield

    Great reporting on the lanyard and earbuds. Can’t wait to read you future articles, you have me on edge.

  • TheKnightWhoSaysNi

    Doesn’t look very safe.

About the author

John BrownleeJohn Brownlee is a Contributing Editor. He has also written for Wired, Playboy, Boing Boing, Popular Mechanics, VentureBeat, and Gizmodo. He lives in Boston with his girlfriend and two parakeets. You can follow him here on Twitter.

(sorry, you need Javascript to see this e-mail address)| Read more posts by .

Posted in News |