In a hysterical change of pace, instead of Apple CEO Tim Cook taking the stage to start the WWDC keynote at the Moscone Center in San Francisco, Siri came on the big screen to warm up the crowd instead.
“Hello and welcome to WWDC. I’m Siri, your virtual assistant and today I was asked to warm up the crowd, which should be easy since the high will be 75 degrees,” said Siri.
Here were some more jokes Siri told:
“How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that’s a hardware problem.”
“Hey, any of you guys been working with ICS or Jelly Bean. Who’s working up these codenames? Ben & Jerry?”
“Seriously, I am excited about the new Samsung. Not the phone, the refrigerator.”
“I love you guys, but it’s hard for me to get emotional. Because my emotions haven’t been coded yet.”
And now Siri is introducing Tim Cook! Awesome!
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