Get Yourself A Temporary Steve Jobs Tattoo
This seems like a no-brainer. For just fin, you can pick yourself up a temporary Steve Jobs tattoo.
I know my girlfriend’s excited: as my interest in our relationship wanes in exact measure with my growing obsession with Apple, she feels that one of these tattoos, applied as a so-called “tramp stamp”, might be just the ticket to rekindle the flames of our passion!
First person to slather their entire body with these and send us an “Illustrated Man” style photograph wins a prize.

John Brownlee is Cult of Mac's Deputy Editor. He has also written for Wired, Playboy, Boing Boing, Popular Mechanics, VentureBeat, and Gizmodo. He lives in Boston with his girlfriend and two parakeets. You can follow him 

