Scoopertino: Apple Launches iToke, Hits New High [Humor]

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Say Hello to iToke

The pranksters at Scoopertino are at it again, with breaking news this week of Apple’s newest dream product, iToke. Getting stoned has never been simpler.

Sporting such features as a USB-powered heating element for instant-on performance, an Apple-sanctioned walled ghanja garden, and iWeed available in 10-packs or by weekly subscription, iToke promises a higher high and munchier munchies.

According to Scoopertino:

The inside word is that Apple engineers insisted on testing iToke more intensely than any product in Apple history. It was considered an honor to be invited to one of the engineers’ many “testing parties.”

“That explains why iPhone 5 will be six months late,” said our source.

iToke can supply up to seven hours of smokes on a single charge, and will be available in states that have legalized medical marijuana usage for $79.

Or at least, we can dream…

[via Scoopertino]

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